I've No Longer Got a Secret
A highlight (?!) of the new British television season will be the Jerry Springer-hosted "Nothing but the Truth," where contestants will be skewered by a lie detector as they admit to what are supposed to be their deepest, darkest, most intimate secrets. Don't count on it. Prizes offered; hilarity guaranteed ... sort of like a live fish flapping on the floor until it runs out of air.
** What's your price to let Big Jo wire you up? **
